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Awful animal jokesWhat happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?She had mittens ! What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?A bud hound ! What kind of ant is good at maths?An accountant ! Why did the ant-elope?Nobody gnu ! What games do ants play with elephants?Squash ! What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid ! What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin ! What is the definition of a caterpillar?A worm in a fur coat ! What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe! What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?Shot it ! What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick ! What is the insect's favourite game?Cricket ! What is a flea's favourite book?The itch-hiker's guide to the galaxy ! What insect runs away from everything?A flea ! What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?A centipede with a wooden leg ! Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?He took too long to put his boots on ! Who was the most famous ant scientist?Albert Antstein ! What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket ! Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper ! What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day ! What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem ! What's a glow-worm's favourite song?Wake me up before you glow-glow ! Why was the glow-worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright ! What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with some beer?Light ale! How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?With it's sparrowchute ! What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?Fowl play ! What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics! What's a snake's favourite TV programme?Monty Python! Why is the sky so high?So the birds won't bump their heads! What animal would you like to be on a cold day?Otter! What's brown and has four legs and a trunk?A mouse going on holiday! What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth! What do you get if you cross a snake and a Lego set?A boa constructor! What do you call a cheerful flea?A hop-timist! How do you stop a skunk from smelling?Hold its nose! What is the difference between a weasel and a stoat?One's weasily identifiable and the other is stoatally different! What do you call a deer with no eyes?No-eyed deer ("no idea")! What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?Still no-eyed deer ("still no idea")! What do you call a flea that lives in an idiot's ear?A space invader ! What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?Bugs Bunny ! What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie ! What did one centipede say to the other centipede?You've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs ....! |
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